Aaj anek din bade likhchi. Bachor dui bade. ashole anekdin dhore likhte chaichilam, parchilam na. dekhi aaj pari kina! akta santo, literally nishobdho, sunday bikel. pasher red brick er deale rojkar matoi shesh belar roddur poreche. or kache weekend bole kichu nei. roj e or janmodin, abar roj e or mrittudin: natun kare abar janmanor jonno. weekend ekhane akta big deal, sab chuti guloke weekend er sathe jure akta baro chuti banano hoi. tai kono ‘Day’ specific kichu nei ekhane ‘weekend’ ache. hoito week er majheo chuti hote pare eta keu ekhane bhabteo pare na. sabtai akta rule e badha, chutitao. kintu ta sotteo sabai independent: kono rule nei, badhon chara.
akhon IPL cholche bole hoito ami India ke aro beshi kore miss korchi. roj ‘joy baba piracy’ er kripai IPL er match gulo dekhi. tabe dekhe jatota na bhalo lage, tar cheye anek beshi lonely lage: ichha kare TV screen er bhitor diye dhuke mathe chole jai, gala fatai KKR r DD er jonno. kintu science akhono otota improve kareni! 6 ba 4 hole je chachabo shetao possible na. aka aka chechano paglamir lakkhon! tai fire jao virtual chachano te: mane facebook e chechao, gala phatao, argue karo. mone ache last year World cup final er din ami aka aka khela dekhchilam. baba piracy dev shedin jhamela korchilen. hidden truth etai je ami 40 over er par anekta live dekhtei paini. server e prochur lok: amar mato hazar hazar Indian cricket premi student der akmatro bharosha baba piracy dev. tai tar kripa pete majhe majhe problem to habei. jai hok, match ta India jitlo: world cup jitlo after 29 years, ami chechiyechilam. kintu shonar obviously keu chilo na. P was out for a conference. mone hochhilo akhoni baire giye celebrate kori, chechai, gala fatai. kintu baireta temon e nishobdhho chilo jamon aaj ache, jemon kaal thakbe.. roj e thakbe. mone ache parer Monday amader Gen-Bio lab er lab manager amai jiggesh korechilo: tomader ki akta baro match hoyeche na? cricket naki? Pakistan er sathe? ami kichu Indian cheleke bolaboli korte shulam. ami onake bojhanor cheshta korechilam India has won the world cup. kintu like most of the Americans, he also believe that cricket is basically nothing but India’s regional sport: commonwealth thing, kayekta desher modhe world cup jeta bole kichu hoina. ekhane cricket nei, thakbeo na konodin. ekhane Penguins ache, Steelars ache. super bawl e ‘world champion’ o hoi, prottek bachor, kono akta ‘football’ team.
Ami khub e typical ‘desi’. eta mante amar kono problem nei. I love Cricket, Bollywood and Indian food. Kolkatai thakte konodin e mone hoini eta akta big deal. ekhane ashar por mone hoyeche. amar janoiko American sahapathir mone hoi ami biased Indian. Ami sab samay India ke niyei pore achi. ‘American’ kichui janina, janteo chaina. amai she majhe majhei jiggesh kare omuk American song ta shunecho? tomuk movie ta dekhecho? ami shunini, ami dekhini. kintu sheta ki kono big deal? ami mostly Hindi (kichu Bangla) gaan shuni: typical Bollywood Hindi movie songs. sheta amar konodin nijer disadvantage mone hoini. or mone hoi etai amar problem. ami biased. shedin akta ‘F’ grade Hollywood musical dekhiye amai bole tomader Bollywood movie to erakom e hoi tai na? kathai kathai lokjon hat pa tule nachte shuru kare? park e gaan korte shuru kare. ami oke jiggesh korechilam konodin kono Bollywood movie purota dekhecho? o bole dakhar darkar nei. Indian Restaurant e ja trailer dekhechi du-akta tatei r dekhte ichha kareni. bojho! achha eta bias na? naki Hollywood movie manei must be ‘A’ grade? ami Kolkatai thakteo dekhechi, akhono dekhi, sure future eo dekhbo, educated young Indians are always ashamed of saying that they like a masala Indian movie or masala Hindi daily soap. If you like Balaji soaps then you are down-market, housewife like; kintu if you like Modern Family ba Desperate Housewives then you are classy, new age Indians! Achha sotti e ki Balaji soaps r Desperate Housewives er modhe kono difference ache except the language? Amra nijerai jodi biswas kori Indian movies and soaps are down-market tahole akta foreigner er ki dosh!
Ami Biryani khub pachondo kori. hoito etao sotti am crazy about North Indian food. kintu sheta na haoyar kono karon ami dekhina. Amar upori-ucto sahapathir mone hoi etao amar bias. amar supposedly India food khele nesha hoi. ei neshata naki alcohol er mato. ami drink na korleo, Indian food naki amai alcohol er mato nesha dei, amar chokh naki bujhe ashe r ami tipsy hoye jai. bojho! ami ekhankar anek ke jiggesh korechi Indian food pachondo kina ba khai kina. Believe me jara khai tara Indian food tatotai pachondo kare jatota ami. Buger r pizzar theke anek beshi pachondo kare. Kintu jara khai na tara hazar rakom bahana kare. duto example dichhi: amar akjon sahapathir mate o Indian restaurant avoid kare karon okhane Hindi gaan chale; he feels alienated in his own country!!! amar akjon oti-potichito manusher mone hoi she jatobar Indian restaurant e gache tar order golmal hoyeche. ekhankar restaurant e jeta unheard of! well well well!!!
Hoito ami sotti biased, hoito noi. janina. tabe eituku jani jodi ami biased o hoi ami nijer desh ke niye biased. r ete kono dosh ache bole mone korina. ami atleast jor galai bolte pari ami typical ‘desi’ without any hesitation. I miss my India, my country, my city that provides plethora of entertainment for me, always, everyday – jekhane cricket akta regional sport na akta religion, jekhane trashy Bollywood songs baje sabjaigai without inhibition r jekhane rat 12 tar samay o Hasty Tasty er Biryani paoya jai!!!